“I’m steamed! For your affront, I pray that werewolves of London shred your expensive striped waistcoat.”
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“Upon my grandfather’s rusty nuts, I vow that I will take a ninepenny nail to your knickers and then aim my hammer at that priceless…
“By Tesla’s own sparks, I swear that I will send dirty street urchins to ruin every glued-on gear on your suede boots.”
“You have driven me to madness! In return, I pray that on your next drive you will come to regret not adequately insuring your blasted…