Industralia's Most Talkative Newspaper
Coarse or blasphemous phrases used to express anger or other strong emotions.
“For what you have just said to the barmaid, I hope that an off-course airship plows directly through your steamcar’s garage.”
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Lori Alden Holuta“I’m steamed! For your affront, I pray that werewolves of London shred your expensive striped waistcoat.”
Written by
Lori Alden Holuta“Upon my grandfather’s rusty nuts, I vow that I will take a ninepenny nail to your knickers and then aim my hammer at that priceless bottle of absinthe.”
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Lori Alden Holuta“By Tesla’s own sparks, I swear that I will send dirty street urchins to ruin every glued-on gear on your suede boots.”
Written by
Lori Alden Holuta“You have driven me to madness! In return, I pray that on your next drive you will come to regret not adequately insuring your blasted steamcar.”
Written by
Lori Alden Holuta