“What in tarnation is wrong with you? Were you perhaps dropped on your head in your youth?”
Posts published in “Tips Category: Steampunk Curses”
“By the rusty cogs and sprockets of the sooty city’s clockwinder, the next time the clock on the city tower strikes one… I hope it…
“How could you be so utterly incompetent? I swear, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.”
“I don’t make a habit of engaging in mental combat with the unarmed, but by cog, I’ll make an exception for you.”
“Take heart, my good fellow. You are not a complete idiot. Some gears inside your noggin are obviously missing.”
“Please, I implore you! Be quiet. I’ve heard wittier banter from the gargoyles of Notre-Dame.”
“You incompetent fool! You couldn’t douse a fire if you were standing on the bottom of a lake.”
“By the brash & brassy buttons of the local mutton-monger’s weskit- I shall dash your every last hope in the coming year.”
“By the tattered ribbons of Miss Havisham’s dancing slippers, I swear I will thwart thee in all of thine uncouth endeavors.”
“By Tesla’s own sparks, I hope street urchins set up a messy camp on your sunporch and heavily graffiti your pretentious front door.”