Tips Category: Steampunk Curses

“By the brash & brassy buttons of the local mutton-monger’s weskit- I shall dash your every last hope in the coming year.”

“By the tattered ribbons of Miss Havisham’s dancing slippers, I swear I will thwart thee in all of thine uncouth endeavors.”

“By Tesla’s own sparks, I hope street urchins set up a messy camp on your sunporch and heavily graffiti your pretentious front door.”

“As cog is my witness, I vow to bribe the local constabulary to confiscate your VIP ticket to this weekend’s con.”

“As cog is my witness, I fervently hope that a watch spring will fly loose and wreak havoc in your absurdly contorted moustache.”

“By the eight tentacles of King Kraken, I hope that street urchins shall abscond with your finest brandy and bathe in your freshly brewed pot of Earl Grey tea.”

“Upon my grandfather’s rusty nuts, my fondest wish is that crows will descend and damage the hydraulics powering your left arm.”

“As cog is my witness, may the green absinthe fairy sober up and mangle your grandmother’s best clock.”

“By the eight tentacles of King Kraken, I harbor a dream that a gigantic squid shall squirt ink on your absurdly contorted moustache.”

“I’m steamed! For your affront, may werewolves of London rip up your VIP ticket to this weekend’s con.”