You possess the calm demeanour of a tea kettle left unattended.
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Coarse or blasphemous phrases used to express anger or other strong emotions.
Your style of discourse suggests that there are minor electrical storms in your brain.
Your reasoning flows with the elegance of a rusty piston.
Your posture is akin to an unbalanced pendulum.
I have had wittier conversations with railway schedules.
You possess the social grace of an exploding steam valve.
Your conversation is less riveting than… well, rivets.
Your brilliance is dimmer than a foggy gaslamp.
I would trust your judgment about as far as I could throw a dirigible.
Your wit is powered by approximately two broken gears.