Tips Category: Steampunk Curses

Coarse or blasphemous phrases used to express anger or other strong emotions.

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You possess the calm demeanour of a tea kettle left unattended.

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Your style of discourse suggests that there are minor electrical storms in your brain.

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Your reasoning flows with the elegance of a rusty piston.

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Your posture is akin to an unbalanced pendulum.

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I have had wittier conversations with railway schedules.

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You possess the social grace of an exploding steam valve.

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Your conversation is less riveting than… well, rivets.

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Your brilliance is dimmer than a foggy gaslamp.

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I would trust your judgment about as far as I could throw a dirigible.

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Your wit is powered by approximately two broken gears.

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