“By the bells of Big Ben, it’s time to replace the chime in your grandfather clock with a large, angry rat.”
Posts published in “Tips Category: Steampunk Curses”
“If my wishes come true, copious amounts of rust will find their way into your steamcar’s pistons”
“I pray on my grandmother’s bowler that street urchins will mix sand into your last container of brass polish.”
“I’m steamed! For your affront, I hope that an off-course airship plows into your freshly weeded pansy garden.”
“I make a wish on the first gear I see tonight that your watch spring shall fly loose, wrecking every glued-on gear on your best…
“Upon my grandfather’s rusty nuts, I hope that copious amounts of rust will deface your best Sunday goggles.”
“By cog, may a submarine mistakenly torpedo your obnoxiously large steamcar.”
“By spite and by soot, I hope pickpocketing urchins pilfer your autographed copy of Boneshaker.”
“By soot, I fervently hope that the absinthe fairy will sober up and punch you squarely in the cravat.”
“By Babbage’s engine, I hope you slip on the stairs and drop that priceless bottle of absinthe you never stop yammering on about.”