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Tips Category: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me This Sooner?

The expression of surprise and sometimes regret upon discovering something useful, helpful, or enjoyable that one wishes they had known or experienced earlier.

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Why did I learn so late that simple, ordinary water will quench thirst?

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Lori Alden Holuta
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No one explained that doors may be closed and locked at night. Instant security!

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Lori Alden Holuta
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Society failed to mention that umbrellas can be employed on rainy days to excellent advantage.

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Lori Alden Holuta
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I was not told that cats enjoy sitting on important papers.

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Lori Alden Holuta
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Why did no one mention that soup is made from actual food?

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Lori Alden Holuta
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Someone should have spoken of matching socks earlier.

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Lori Alden Holuta
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Why was it hidden knowledge that labels help one find the correct jars?

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Lori Alden Holuta
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No one told me that dusting greatly improves furniture’s appearance.

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Lori Alden Holuta
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I have discovered that writing things down aids memory.

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Lori Alden Holuta
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Why has society concealed the health benefits of fresh air?

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Lori Alden Holuta