Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Note! No Artificial Intelligence (AI) was allowed within cussing distance of this generator. All curses are the fault of Lori Alden Holuta and she should probably be scolded accordingly.

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"How could you be so utterly incompetent? I swear, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.