Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"Upon my grandfather's rusty nuts, I vow that I will take a ninepenny nail to your knickers and then aim my hammer at that priceless bottle of absinthe."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.