Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"By the brash & brassy buttons of the local mutton-monger’s weskit- I shall dash your every last hope in the coming year."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.