Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"By the eight tentacles of King Kraken, may the temperance league catch wind of your priceless bottle of rare absinthe."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.