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Steampunk Movie Theatre

Grab some popcorn and have your ticket ready. The show is about to start! Click the theatre to be escorted to your seat. 

Curses!

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Are you at a loss for the right words to hurl at insufferable folk? Now, through the miracle of 'automation', you can easily generate clever phrases such as "By the eight tentacles of King Kraken, a watch spring will fly loose, wrecking your best pair of brass goggles." Try it today! Impress your boss, gain the respect of family and friends, promptly dispatch solicitors, scare the dog.

~Steampunk ~
~Curse~
~Generator~

Wild Books

Sometimes my books make a run for it, then end up caught in roadside free libraries. Delightful.

South Minneapolis Minnesota Little Library

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

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