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Curses!

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Are you at a loss for the right words to hurl at insufferable folk? Now, through the miracle of 'automation', you can easily generate clever phrases such as "By the eight tentacles of King Kraken, a watch spring will fly loose, wrecking your best pair of brass goggles." Try it today! Impress your boss, gain the respect of family and friends, promptly dispatch solicitors, scare the dog.

~Steampunk Curse Generator~