Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"As cog is my witness, I vow to bribe the local constabulary to confiscate your VIP ticket to this weekend’s con."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.