Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Refresh this page for a new oath. Repeat until you get something you like.

"Hear me and tremble: before this evening is through, you will regret your decision to not purchase an insurance policy covering the hydraulics powering your left arm."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.