Next time you are at a loss for impolite words, allow The Brassbright Chronicle to help you live up to your offensive potential.

 

Note! No Artificial Intelligence (AI) was allowed within cussing distance of this generator. All curses are the fault of Lori Alden Holuta and she should probably be scolded accordingly.

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"Hear me and tremble: before this evening is through, you will regret your decision to not purchase an insurance policy covering the hydraulics powering your left arm."

If you have a suggestion for a curse in the style of this generator, throw it in the suggestion box and run away quickly! If I am offended by like it, I’ll add it to the database.